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So, here it is, the long anticipated VLOG portion of my BLOG, this one was recorded in January. Yeah, I am still not any more entertaining than before, however I do hope to at least (eventually) be an inspiration so those just starting out and feeling down on themselves because of that they’ve got to work with.

I know that I am not exactly pretty, and that passing for me depends on how delusional the people are around me, but the important part to note about these feelings is that almost every trans person faces them at some point in their transition. I know eventually I will get it all hammered about and things will start to happen, but until then, this is what I’ve got and it is imperative that I keep in mind that what I have today is better than what I had even a few weeks ago. Progress is progress!

So without further ado, I present Introduction VLOGs part 1 and 2

The Pronoun Hangover

So, in an update for today, I have been feeling like absolute crud this week. Apparently a lot of it has to do with a ramble of butchered pronouns and such. Unfortunately for me, Marie’s (My girlfriend who I now feel is allowed to be named specifically in my blog despite me having her permission for months.) best friend is struggling to let go of the old me, and while I know it is harder for some people than others, it is now starting to trip up Marie as well. THAT really gets to me in a hurry. I know they are both trying hard, and I am not mad at either of them, it’s just a real emotional drain.

In other news, I suffered one of the worst hangovers in recallable history yesterday. Even though I didn’t drink in excess as I have in the past, apparently the culmination of emotional and physical stress manifested in the form of a REDICULUS hangover. It has been a really long time since I spent an entire day avoiding getting out of bed because I felt that crummy. In fact, I feel as though I am not entirely over it at the moment as just the act of sitting here is starting to make me nauseous and develop a but of a headache. BLAH!

As an update, I have been working on material for my VLOG project. I believe that I am up to three crummy videos at the moment. I really hope to get them up soon, and maybe stir up some readers for this side of it all. I know I am not much to look at, however, I think that is pretty much what I have going for me, just a real person going through a real transition without being “gifted” in any sort of way other than an awesome and somewhat confident personality!

Also, I am seriously considering adding some artistic content to both my BLOG and VLOG, what do you think? I have been digging through my pictures lately, and seriously considering building a professional portfolio of my other artwork. lol not that I have any prospects or talent, but I can pretend, AND since I don’t have any tattoos, I have to have some other angle to boost my hipster trendy appeal.

On a slightly more serious note, I am really missing my friends back home. I wish you guys were here….

Oh yeah! Last Friday I got my very first DC parking ticket. Apparently, you have to be five (5) feet away from an alley or driveway. Now, where that is measured to and from is apparently a completely arbitrary point derived through a complex series of proprietary algorithms passed down from one parking enforcement officer to another in a ritual performed deep in the bowels of the Metro and involving the sacrifice of babies and SmartTrip cards…… At any rate, it was only a $20 ticket, so I at least feel lucky in that respect, I guess…. I could have been towed, and THAT would have sucked hardcore…. I guess it was just my welcome to f*ckin DC card…

So yeah, next Tuesday is the next DCTC meeting, I really hope that it is slightly more productive for me and them this time than last time. I really need to read up on their news feeds via their website to see what is happening in real life…. It is quite discouraging to go to meetings and not feel involved at all…. Good times though…

Finally, I just wanted to take a moment to offer some encouragement to others like myself out there. I know that sometimes it seems as if nothing is going to work out no matter how hard you try. It is important to remember that things only work out if you DO try. I often find myself laying in bed staring at the ceiling thinking about everything looming over my head in transition, all of those barriers and road blocks at every turn, and all of that just seems daunting. Somehow, if I manage to get myself out of bed, something always happens to get me one step closer to that destination, albeit it is often small and seemingly insignificant when looking at the big picture, it is progress none the less. Just remember that every step, no matter how small it may be is one step further away from where you were, it may be in a direction that you didn’t intend, but sometimes the path in life does not follow the most convenient, logical, and efficient route, but always has the possibility of ending up where you want to be. All you have to do is keep trying!

One Dead Sparrow

So, last night I went to my first "trans advocacy" meeting, it was okay, the concept rocks and I hope that with a few more visits I can actually get up to speed and get involved. TRUE!

So at any rate, today’s story starts with a FML moment. I was doing laundry this morning and decided to clean out the lint trap. Now normally you just pull out the screen and scrape off the lint, however this time I noticed a big clump a lint beyond the screen. Now me, having a healthy respect for 220V electricity, lead me to start off my un-plugging the dryer. Of course to un-plug the dryer you must move it away from the wall, which I did. I then cleaned out the lint trap and beyond. As I went to plug the dryer back in, I noticed that the exhaust duct had popped off while I was moving the dryer, so I grabbed the aluminum foil tube, and went to push it back on and noticed this:

　
Yup, that is a pair of feet and tail feathers belonging to one dead bird, not exactly a dead duck but definitely enough to make me hate my luck…..

In other news, we are well into week two of full time living as myself, and honestly its going pretty damn good! Of course like with everything in life, not exactly perfect, but all in all, it’s at least well enough to keep pushing forward.

Today, before the birdie incident, I sent out a handful of email forms regarding consultations for laser hair removal. In a trans woman’s life, this is a huge milestone as shaving in the manner in which you must in order to at least barely pass is anything but good for your face. As some of you may already know, but most likely most of you do not, my face is very VERY sensitive and tends to blister and peel after a close shave of the razor variety.  This can not continue or else I will go insane!

On a side note. it seems odd that before going full time, it was so much easier to feel pretty. I know it sounds sort of counter intuitive, but seriously, everything that used to make me feel better about myself via “dressing” is just routine at this point. THIS SUCKS! I mean seriously, if I can’t get joy out of the basics of life, what the heck am I supposed to do?

What I am talking about is just basically feeling good about myself just by the simple things, and while the “simple” things used to be stuff like being me, and just the act of spending time on myself being myself. Today, I do that every day and while this makes me happier than ever, it sort of undermines another smaller part of myself. What is someone supposed to do to regain the pretty feeling without facing a major change?

And finally to wrap this up, this weekend we are expecting some company in town, these will be our first house crashers since I’ve gone fulltime. I really am excited and scared about what all of this will mean to my daily ritual, or even how I approach taking care of myself and my presentation…. I hope everything will work out and all will be a success! Wish me luck!

That DC State of Mind

I just wanted to preface this blog with sorry about the delay, this doc has been open on my computer’s desktop for almost a week now and I kept telling myself that it needed some more filler…. Yeah, unfortunately a short blog is really better than a really out of date blog…. Sorry guys!

Hello there, greetings from Washington DC, the city in which I now reside! YEAH! At any rate, last Friday, an entire week and three days ago I loaded all of my earthly possessions into a rental truck and with the help of my best friend, drove all the way to DC overnight. The drive was pretty uneventful, and my best friend was an absolute life saver driving way more than I had even imagined he would. The end result, a safe trip for us, and a reunited family! The puppy dog has been absolutely thrilled to have his mom back in our pack. =)

With the big move came a huge milestone in my life…. I went fulltime! Now instead of being androgynous or in “boy mode” most of the time, I am me 100% of the time! All I can say is WOW! Though super duper scary, everything is slowly coming together. I can’t even begin to tell you how much better DC is than rural Florida for transitioning. People around here treat you like you’re invisible no matter whether your trans or cis. Either way, you’re just another body walking down the street to them. For me, this is good for now. I mean honestly I am transitioning to be treated as the gender I identify as, not be ignored by everybody. But being ignored by everybody is way better than feeling like a freakshow!

So, with that being said, my new life is primarily consumed with worrying about whether I pass or not, and not always if I pass or not as much as if I will ever pass…. I have gotten some feedback from people I know and/or talk to online and for the most part the consensus is that I am good to go, and the rest is just refinements that will only come with time and practice. I on the other hand see a boy when I look into the mirror. I believe I have talked about the Beer Goggles, and now I am seeing the girl in me without the aid of alcohol, but it is just not enough to feel confident about the whole shebang!

Aside from all of that, I have finally gotten to unpack and hang up my wardrobe in its entirety, well almost entirety, there are a bunch of boxes labeled “Do not open” which contain the safety net…. Those are the “If all else fails and I have to get a job stat” mess of blah…. Lets hope that it doesn’t come to that!

Finally, I am super duper excited about the prospect of becoming politically involved here regarding trans issues. It is not uncommon for me to have an opinion about all things political, but I actually want to be out educating the public that we as trans people do exist and that we are not the monsters some would like you to think…..

Dana Has Her Beer Goggles On

Oh beer goggles, how I wish I had them all the time. I am not exactly sure what part of my brain alcohol turns off, but when intoxicated, I often find myself in front of a mirror thinking that I as doomed with a boy face as I though …

Yeah, when I look in the mirror while intoxicated I see an “almost” girl, I barely even recognize my own face beyond the fact that I know that it is mine… However, when sobriety returns, so does my better judgment…. Or is it better judgment after all? I mean, I have been on hormones for a little over 6 months straight now, and I am fully aware that other parts of my body are changing, so why not my face?
I guess my fear is that despite my best efforts, all I seem to see is just plane ole boy face. I am not sure if that is because that is what I have, or if that is the distorted view I have of myself after years of avoiding looking in the mirror at all. I really wish I could understand exactly what it was that I feel so uncomfortable with, but the fact of the matter is that, something just doesn’t add up to me...

In other body issues, my hair is in full out rebellion! I think I even saw it throw a Molotov Cocktail at itself the other day…. Between it just being a constant mess, it is also in about 20 different stages of growth with the advancing hair line leading the way… I am at a loss for what to do anymore, I can’t recall a point in my life where it has EVER been this bad… I sort of think that I need to find a different shampoo, I am fairly certain that the new stuff I am using is just not cutting it. This is another part of my life that has never seemed to work out. All I have ever wanted was a hair stylist that understood my hair, and set me up with a do, product, and a routine that I could afford AND pull off on my own…. Lots of luck with that, I am starting to doubt the existence of such a being.

On a completely unrelated note, the re-packing of our belongings destined for DC is going well. Today I spent the vast majority of the day sorting and packing books and records. THAT is some serious work and I am still not done with it, even though my body is definitely done with it.

Finally, (I know this is a short posting, but you’re just going to have to deal with that) I would like to thank everybody who reads and comments on my blog. I know that I am not exactly and interesting person to read about, and it really does mean a lot to me to know that several of you have taken an interest in what it is that I have to say. I promise that in the near future I will work more diligently on getting regular updates on here. I know I have been slacking and I really do have a lot more to talk about, but getting myself to type it out is challenging at best. So, that being said, I’m out of here to procrastinate about something else!

No Splitter Like A Nut Splitter

Today I had another wonderful experience with the company previously called Fears and Boebuck, so once again we will call them by that name. At any rate, this retail giant has a famous tool line that we will call um, Raftsman. These Raftsman tools have a wonderful warranty, you break it, they replace it, no questions asked. To get such a tool however, you must pay a premium for them. Now oddly enough, of these very expensive and warranted tools, I have broken more of them than any other tool brand I use, including the cheap-o Chinese tools. But then again, that is probably because I own more of their tools than any other brand…

Just to take a detour for a moment, there are two things you pay for in quality tools. One is the accuracy of the tool, high quality tools should be accurate to the size and shape that they are supposed to be. For example, a 19mm wrench should measure out to 19mm, not 19.1mm. The tighter the tolerances, the more effective the tool will be and the longer it, and your fasteners will last. The other thing that you should pay for is the quality of the steel the tool is made of. Cheap-o tools are commonly made from mild steel, poor alloys, improperly treated steel, or as castings.. All of these factors make crummy tools. Steel that is too hard or too soft will break or gall on your work, crummy alloys break or even shatter and fail, improperly treated steel will either be too hard or too soft and will act accordingly, and castings should never be used to build a tool (forged or machined materials only). It is common place to find tools polished to a mirror finish, have color treatments or be laser etched at a premium price. All of these things don’t do much of anything in way of the efficacy of a tool. Don't fall for the hype!

Back on track, so, I took a broken adjustable wrench back to Fears and Boebuck to trade it in for replacement. I walked in, and went straight to the adjustable wrench isle. After looking for a while without finding a replacement, I asked the sales person if he knew where the adjustable wrenches like this one (as I held it up for him to see) were. He said, “oh, a nut splitter, those are down the socket isle on the left side” I replied, “It’s actually an adjustable wrench” he said “yeah, on the left side of the socket isle. So down the socket isle I went, was the wrench there? NOooOOoo…. So, I went back to the counter, as the department head was walking up, the kid behind the counter asked the department head to go help me locate the nut splitters. I handed the adjustable wrench to the man and said, “It’s not a nut splitter, its an adjustable wrench.” he replied “Yeah, they don’t make this style any more, the only ones we have are these smaller ones” and hands me a nut splitter…. One more time I said “its an adjustable wrench” he replied “we can give you the current model in exchange for your older model” So, I looked at the price tag and realized that the nut splitter was twice what I paid for the adjustable wrench, and knowing that I didn’t currently own a nut splitter but I did own a drawer full of other adjustable wrenches, I did what any other self respecting person would do and took the nut splitter.

Now, at the moment, I feel conflicted. Yes, I made sure that the sales staff were made aware that the wrench that I was trading in was not in fact a nut splitter. I also corrected both sales people when they identified my adjustable wrench as a nut splitter. Still, something inside of me is saying that what I did was stealing…. I am not sure I believe that part of myself though, but it still is nagging at me…

What do you think?

The Androgyny Experiment Series 1

SO, passing has become a very prominent issue on my mind lately. For those of you that don’t know, the term “passing” refers to whether or not a trans person “passes” as their intended gender. So in my case, I would like to “pass” as female. Now, I know that I ain’t exactly pretty folk, but I ain’t a double bagger either.

For those of you that know me well, most of everything I attempt and am certain will not turn out well, I approach with the “Eh, who the f*ck cares” attitude. This has served me well through most of my life and allows me to focus on the task at hand instead of the end results. That being said, I sort of planned to approach this in the same way… Actually more than planned, actually started off this way…

I know I am going to get in trouble for having not told my girlfriend this before actually writing it in my blog, but up to this point, well even beyond this point, I have very mixed emotions about the significance of what I am going to share next.

Over the last week, on a few occasions, I have gone out, in an androgynous state, wardrobe and whatnot included. I wouldn’t say 100% androgynous, but with a slight favor for the feminine. At any rate, this is po-dunk Florida, and in retrospect, this may have been dangerous to do by myself, I needed to know what people would do… I just wanted to see what engaging in my day to day activities would be like if I didn’t really try all that hard, you know, “Who the f*ck cares”. No make-up, no perfume, no outwardly 100% undeniable female attire, just plane Jane me wearing plane Jane clothes.

This is where it starts to get mixed feelings… First stop, public library. This is a pretty neutral zone, and I figured being close to home would allow me a quick retreat if the androgyny experiment was a failure. In I walked to turn in a book and pick up one that I had on reserve. Problem, where the heck was my library card. As I fumbled through my coin purse/wallet trying to find my library card, the little old lady at the counter said, “If you have your drivers license I can check it out to you manually”, so without hesitation, I whipped out my drivers license, and the poor lady looked at is as if she had seen Sasquatch streaking through the library…. It was then I realized that she must have not realized I was a boy, and in fact she had actually said “Ma’am, if you have your drivers license I can check it out to you manually” PLUS ONE for Dana, no trying, just doing resulted in one plus size SCORE!

I then went to the local natural food grocery store. The library went well and since hippies and liberals tend to be the health food nuts around here, I figured that the next stop was going to be equally as open minded. I walked down the isles looking for a bottle of almond oil (which in a side note is what I am using for PM skin moisturizer) and I couldn’t seem to find any. So, I stopped one of the stock people, a teenage boy probably 17 or so. He didn’t know exactly where it was but was happy to find out from another stock person. He then led me right to where it was supposed to be (and wasn’t) all the while using a mixture of non gender specific pronouns through the whole process. Well played, I can live with non gender specificity. I picked up a bottle of clove oil which was also on my list and made my way to the checkout. This time I wasn’t so lucky, the woman behind the register took great pride in calling me “Sir” no less than 6 times in the course of our 30 seconds worth of talking… Overall net score for this stop 0-1=-1 FAIL!

Slightly bruised, I went to the Mart of Wal. Now this place should be one of the easiest places to pass, I mean seriously, these people deal with ever segment of the community day in and day out. The purpose of this stop was to buy some hair ties. I picked the mega package of hair ties, they should last about a month before they’re all lost or broken, and walked to the checkout. In normal Mart of Wal fashion, the cashier barely looked up at me before grabbing my item to scan. As she scanned my item, she said “Did you find everything you needed ma………….er” I looked up from the credit key pad to find the cashier giving me the deer in headlights look. I smiled and said, yes, yes I did. Smiled and commented on my hair color (100% natural I might add), as she handed me my receipt. As I walked out I felt that overall that was a victory, at first glance, I was fine, but when analyzed, it started to fail, but for androgyny, that is to be expected. Plus ONE!

I hopped in my car please with the current positive points standing but as soon as I started my car, I ended up with one unplanned stop… THE GAS STATION! The Mart of Wal happens to have one in their parking lot, so that is where I went. As I was pumping gas, a gentleman (and I use the term in the loosest of ways) was pumping gas on the other side of the pump. He leaned over and caught my eye, and as I looked up he said “Cut yer hair BOY!”….. Now, this is not the first time some redneck has said that to me, however, it was the first time a redneck said that to me while I was hopped up on female hormones. I quickly replied (and in retrospect I should have kept my mouth shut) in my best female voice, “Why the f*ck don’t you save yourself some money and buy a brain and a better line a**hole” and proceeded to present my middle finger in the upright and locked position…. You know how they say right before you die your life flashes before your eyes, well, I started to think about all the times in my life I had ever mouthed off to someone bigger than me, and the events that followed, a cold flush fell upon me. FORTUNATELY, the redneck was so flustered that he immediately stopped pumping gas (at $6.64) got in his truck and tires squealing, raced out of the gas station. SO, tally on this stop…. While the rebuttal was a definite 100% personal victory for standing up for myself, it was definitely a failure for this experiment -1.…

So, I ended the trip at an absolute wash…. Sort of successful, sort of not, which leaves me with mixed feelings, bittersweet so to say. At first glance without trying, apparently I can pass, which by any stretch of the imagination is a good thing. The bad thing is I can also fail miserably. The pass votes were sort of mixed, but all of the fail votes were 100%. The question then turns to what about me doesn’t pass, and is it something I can change without a scalpel and a bone saw?

What do you all think? I posted a new picture of myself as I appeared on andro day but with a different shirt (I was wearing a t-shirt that day) just to see what others thought….

The Friendliest Place on Earth is Over Beer and Pizza

So yeah, I cant even begin to explain the rollercoaster that coming out to my friends has been thus far, and I still haven’t gotten through to all of them yet. Some, are very accepting, others are more confused than anything, and others are either in denial or rejecting me entirely.

So, my methodology. Well, some of my friends have known practically as long as I have known them. I do have to say, if anything, it is way easier to tell people as you go along instead of spending a whole lot of time developing a friendship that you know you are going to have to face the firing squad down the road. Even knowing this, I was hesitant to do so until a very short time ago… In retrospect, if I could take it back I would. Just rewind time and start over… But like so many things with being trans, if you could go back and do things differently, and earlier in life, you would do it in a heartbeat.

On the other side, there are the friends that I haven’t been so forthright with. Well, this group is practically everybody… SO, first group of these people that I started with was those that weren’t as close to me anymore but whom I still considered among my closest friends. These were the people I terrorized Gainesville with in my college years. Most of these people (actually all of them) have moved halfway (if not further) across the country to their families and to big jobs, they have started families, had 2.5 children and are building a white picket fence around their house. Maybe this is not the right time in their lives for me to break the news, but because of their distance, they were the easiest targets for some practice runs.

The main thing I took away from that experience is that you never know which people will be okay with it, and which will not. Sometimes the people that you think will be okay, are not, and those that you think will not, turn out to be your biggest allies. For instance, so far I have been rejected by a gay friend, while the son of a Southern Baptist Pastor who had a Jesus fish on his pickup, and used to call the gay friend a faggot (and not in a joking sort of way) turned around and wrote me a very uplifting and encouraging email that in turn lead me to finish my bio-blog. The human factor in it’s infinite applications.

Secretly I was hoping that this would be a building experience and that I would walk away from the trial with a better understanding of the correct and most effective protocol to approach my less distant friends. Perhaps I capitalized on the wrong lessons in each case, but in the end, the one thing I learned was that I learned absolutely nothing.

All of that taken into account, I can safely say that so far, telling my closest of friends has been the absolute hardest thing I’ve had to do…. EVER! That is saying something from a person of such checkered past such as myself. For some odd reason even with a few runs under my belt at this point, I still really suck at the whole process… I can’t spit out the words, I can’t drop obvious enough hints, I can’t even conjure a magical elf to help with the process.

I told my best friend a few weeks back. Now you may be asking yourself how he couldn’t have known at this point, and well to be frankly honest, I was really scared of losing him…. I know that may sound sort of creepy considering that I have a girlfriend that I adore, but it is true. I don’t have many friends, and in fact it seems every time I turn around I find myself wondering if the 4 or 5 people I consider my only friends are really and truly my real friends.

Just to expand on that for a moment, when it comes down to needing someone to talk to, only two people come to mind. When I think about people that would drop what they are doing to get me out of a pinch once again, two people. How about people that can truly understand the way my emotions translate into my real life, two people again. SO, why would I say that I have as many as 5 friends? Well, because the other people are ones that I would do anything for even though I wouldn’t exactly say that they would do the same for me…

Ironic that the person that noticed when I started plucking my eyebrows, started shaving my arms legs and chest, and has in fact told me that I act very feminine at times, claims to have no clue that I was trans?

SO, back to the topic again. My long time friend took the news in stride, didn’t flip, and in general reacted better than in my wildest most positive dreams. This was one of the best moments in my life to date, of course the best being when my girlfriend decided that she could love me even if I was trans.

At this point however, it’s not all peachy keen, though while not directly avoiding me, he is avoiding talking about the whole thing whenever possible. Part of it is that he has a handful of really great excuses that help him avoid direct one on one communication with me. Whatever, when he is ready (and if you’re reading this, when YOU ARE READY) to talk, I am ready, and at this point that is all I can do.

Last Saturday after a rollercoaster of an emotional day, I came out to my other closest guy friends girlfriend. WOW THAT is a mouth full. At any rate, she turned out to be absolutely AMAZING about it! This was the first person I’ve ever told that quickly came up with a battery of relevant, well thought out, and non-offensive questions on the fly. It was like one after another great question after great question. That in of itself was very touching, and if she is reading this THANK YOU! Since then, she has not demonstrated the normal “Whoa, the adrenaline has worn off and now I’m going to be awkward around you.” thing that seems to hit everybody a day or two later. One week later and she’s still on board!

The next big friend moment was Thursday. After much prodding and encouragement from the above mentioned girlfriend, I came out to her boyfriend. This particular person I would consider of my closest guy friends, and while in retrospect, it was completely unfounded to think that he would be any less than accepting, I couldn’t overcome the nagging feeling that somehow I was overlooking some little clue into his secret life as an evangelical trans hater Christian… Maybe I should talk to the shrink about that one lol. At any rate, we had a night where I went over to his place, and I told him over pizza and beer. How could anything sound like a bad thing over pizza and beer? So, the outcome was way better than even my best, best case scenario, and the iconic bro-ish “Do what ya gotta do” was the outcome. We spent the rest of the evening listening to music, and talking about the randomness that tends to be our conversations. Business as usual, PERFECT!

All I really have left in town is my best friend’s fiancee and brother (and his girlfriend), and honestly I have a feeling that all hell is going to break loose with those, and I am fairly certain that is not my paranoia talking like normal. I’ll let you know when I come up with a battle plan for that!

So, to wrap this blog up, I am happy to say, without doubt or question, that my closest friends are in fact, truly MY friends and not just friends of my soon to be entirely former self. It has been absolutely liberating to know that I chose wisely to keep the people I have as company and that despite all of the horror stories, and not including my own, you may read about coming out to friends, it doesn’t have to be that way.

Living Life Through Dana Colored Glasses

So how many times do I have to wake up? It seems as though every time I turn around I am becoming acutely aware of something that I had previously been oblivious to. In my life I have spent a great deal of time avoiding the actual experience in an effort to save those moments for when I am the person that can truly appreciate them. For as long as I care to remember, that person was Dana, and while I was stuck living as Dale, everything in the experience had a gray cloud looming over it.

In retrospect, was this the best way to handle my life? I mean would I have proven more productive as a person if I had just chosen to experience life as me, whatever me might be at the moment? I don’t really know, and as I reflect upon the moments that I want to revisit and experience though the “under renovation” version of myself I wonder if maybe I shouldn’t wait for the “Grand Reopening”. I really hate to think that I could have spent, and will continue to spend so much of my life putting off things that I just want to truly experience in the hopes that those moments will somehow be better though the clarity of being at one with myself and my surroundings.

Recently, I was looking though some old pictures of a hike that I once took. Within those pictures of a scrawny college aged boy splayed out upon rocks overlooking a river, I find memories so vivid that they may as well have been made yesterday. For a moment at a time I am transported back to that rock, I can feel the cold granite, then back to here and now, and then the sound of the rushing water floods my imagination. The gurgling and splashing as the water leaps up the rocks at me, every once in a while a drop or two breaks free as if weightless and lands on my bare arm, and then back to staring at the picture. The experience that I wanted so badly to not have is with me, I can smell the clean air, and I can even picture the sweetgum leaves as they bristle with the energy of a warm summer breeze mixing with the cool rush above the water. So, in the effort to avoid the experiences entirely, did I manage to bottle them up and save them in pristine condition for later? Maybe despite my best efforts, I had in fact was unsuccessful at avoiding life entirely and did experience the moment in un-clouded clarity.

While moments from the picture seem crystal clear, there are moments in my life that while life changing to me, are only foggy snippets of the entire experience. Lets take for example paper marbling. Oddly enough, it is a medium/art that I truly love to do. I know this for a fact, It is chaos that somehow turns into a beautiful organization. I vividly remember the smell of the floating medium, and the way I felt when I pealed the first successful sheet from the medium but I can not tell you any of the specifics of the experience, including where I was or even what colors I chose to play with. Was I any less involved in the experience at the moment? Maybe I just catalogued it differently in my mind. Either way, somehow the two moments are similar in their effect in my life, yet somehow different.

What should I do?

Job News You Can Shower By

So, I really just want to write about all sorts of things today. In fact, this is the 6^th blog I have attempted to write today. All the others just seem to stall halfway though what could have been a decent entry. I will probably revisit them a little later and see if I can’t get some of them functional for posting.

Aside from that, as a major move to DC appears to be eminent, I am sitting here trying to figure out what exactly this means for me. As some of you may already know, my plans to expedite transition if I move are top priority. This means that I will go from being part time at best to full time at least. This is a major change and I am scared of the employment ramifications of this. We will be moving to one of the most expensive places to live in this country, and I am planning on doing something that could greatly interfere with my “hireability”.

Ideally, I would like to take this clean slate and re-direct my career path. If I had my way, I would get some intern/volunteer job at one of the trans advocacy organizations located in DC and then work part-time doing something like being a barista, or working at a book store or art gallery, you know, the kind of job that you don’t really have to have any in depth discussions with random people.


At any rate, my dilemma lies in the fact that I have no clue how to get into one of these organizations. I really feel as though I could contribute in a positive way to the community. I have a fair understanding of what it means to be trans. I am well educated, articulate, and creative. In college I competed on the debate team and as such am a capable speaker. Heck, I even enjoy the “politics” behind it all!

Unfortunately, my education is in chemistry, and my work experience is in manufacturing. What does that leave me to do in DC? Please don’t say lab tech, I never wanted the chem degree in the first place!

Maybe I can just find an outlet for my art and start selling some pieces…. Yeah right…

In other news, I have successfully consumed almost an entire box of cereal today… If only Lucky Charms weren’t so freakin’ magically delicious! DAMN YOU LUCKY THE LEPRECHAUN!

Finally, a little talk about the common courtesies associated with hot water usage. As a general rule of thumb, and to be a mindful steward of hot water etiquette, there are a few rules that one must adhere to. First, when someone is showering, it is flat out rude and uncalled for to flush the toilet. Second, hot water is to be allocated solely to one function at a time, i.e. dishes, showering, shaving, or laundry. Third, when someone indicates that they are going to shower shortly, that is not them implying that now would be a good time to wash the dishes. Fourth, water heater timers have user override switches to allow hot water to be made at times dictated by the user, therefore they are not finite and can deviate from the pre-determined schedule. Fifth and finally, if you forget to mind any of the previously mentioned rules while someone is showering, please mind their objections and yield to the showering party.

Thank You!

Why Me?! Oh Yeah That's Right!

For those of you not in the know, I thought today might be a good day to take a little time and talk about myself.. Open up a little and share the person that is me.

First of all, like most trans people, I have struggled with this for years and years. My earliest recollection of reaching out for help was in first grade. At that time I was identified as a “slow learner” however, when I was placed in the remedial reading class, I managed to outpace the class to the point that I was actually beyond where the students in the “regular” reading classes were at. In retrospect there were two primary differences in the two classes. The “regular” classes taught reading via “phonics” which anybody that knows anything about the English language knows that this language has little basis in the phonetic method. Adults for the most part all read by visual recognition (aka memorization) and that is how the “remedial” learning class taught reading. The second difference was that the pace of the “remedial” class work was set by the individual students progress, and as such, I did not end up getting held back and therefore bored…

At any rate, I diverge, being in the remedial reading class and outpacing my “normal” counterparts earned me a trip to the shrink where they could identify what was going on inside my head. The good news, I am not mentally handicapped or as we were allowed to call it back then “retarded”, in fact, apparently I had above average IQ WOO HOO! The bad news, I was apparently one seriously messed up child, and for some crazy reason I even claimed to be a girl! GASP! This revelation earned me more trips to the shrink to help “fix” me. It was through that first trip I learned a very important lesson, letting people know your “unconventional” feelings only results in punishment, I believe that the theory is similar to training a dog. That lesson has haunted me my entire life, and to this day still requires a huge amount of will to overcome.
SO, now that I have been identified as a deviant it comes as no surprise that the remainder of my early school years I was tormented, picked on, beat up, and called all sorts of names for being a “sissy” or “faggot”, but really who the heck cares right? Kids are remarkably resilient, and can come back from just about anything… Well at least that’s what my parents thought, until that is the “behavioral problems” began to occur.

Here is a little known progression of human behavior, children that reach our for help and do not receive it, tend to internalize emotions…. Imagine that…. At any rate, this brings about another little known progression of human behavior, people that internalize their emotions tend towards fierce self reliance and frequently become anti-social. So, when mom and dad decided that it was their duty to be an active force in their internalized child’s life, it pretty much resulted in a defiant child that refused parental involvement.

Now this is a part of the story that has never really made sense to me. My parents (and shrink) deny that my identity issues are actually issues, which results in a childhood of denial and abuse. This in turn results in so-called “behavioral issues” which amount to little more than being a child that internalizes emotion, and has no desire to be around people, yet I was the one that needed professional help. Granted I did need professional help, but the fact that we were treating the symptoms and not the cause is completely asinine.

An interesting tidbit of information is that the current Florida republican governor Rick Scott also happened to be the founder of the company that owned the fantastic (note: sarcasm) mental hospital that I got to spend the summer in…..

So, while my parents were telling friends and family that I was in the “hospital”, and while I guess that was mostly true, I was spending some quality time with shrinks and such. Lets run down the experience in the Readers Digest Condensed version. After much “evaluation” it turns out that I’m not crazy, I have a gender identity issue, and some antisocial tendencies, which is great because we can pretend that both of these are non-issues! (noting more sarcasm) Standard treatment for these issues is to isolate the person in their own dormitory, this way the gender-deviance will not spread and anti-social tendencies can be reinforced! (even more sarcasm) This also makes it easier for certain orderlies who have a special fondness for girly-boys to nurture and comfort them.

In an interesting side note, the ancient proverb “Once you go black you never go back” may not be entirely true…

Another perk of this summer was finding out that I had scoliosis…. Well maybe, actually not really… As it turns out, my skeleton is as crooked as a politician, but not because of scoliosis….

At any rate, the up side to this place was that my parents were advised that they needed some counciling as well…. Unfortunately I do not think the shrink was thinking of church when they suggested that…

So, as the summer came to a close, I had learned many valuable lessons:

1. Regular and thorough strip searches are for my own protection…
2. Showers must be video taped for my own protection…
3. It is not okay to have pictures of your family, but it is okay to have pictures of naked men…
4. Suicide watch means someone must watch you sleep so you can’t dream of suicide…
5. Rape is more fun as a fantasy than a reality…
6. Never share your feelings with anybody that “can help”…
7. There is a such thing as a rubber room, it’s a no-clothes zone, and it has cameras too…
8. Nightmares of past events can haunt you for the rest of your life…

and for a few not so mucked up lessons….

9. Hospital food is hospital food no matter the type of hospital.
10. That being said, I still prefer my PBJ after the jam has soaked through the bread.
11. I really suck at tennis.
12. Girls dig girly boys, at least when you’re all 12.
13. Apple juice can take me out of any situation, and it pretty much works to this day.
14. Pretending to be normal is way easier than going to a mental hospital.

At any rate, I finally got to come home! YAY! The best part of coming home strangely enough is not being back with your family so much as not being raped anymore…

SO, after the hospital stay, the shrink visits continued for some time. After a while, I got the hang of pretending to be normal, after all, the only thing parents want is normal children.

This was followed by years of personal and academic failures peppered with bouts of alcohol abuse, and severe depression. All this was nicely hidden from view of the public and my family behind the church going quirky personality of the middle and high school aged me…

While in the age of middle school, my particulars were noticed by another person who took special interest in me. This time in an interstate rest area, a janitor “opened” the closed bathroom just in time to accept me. How exciting, a clean public restroom for once! Possibly this optimism is the primary factor in me not noticing the janitor locking the door behind me, or even following me to the stall… As I finished and turned around I found a linebacker sized man exposing himself to me. I froze like a deer in headlights as he grabbed me, picked me up, and proceeded to rub me on his bits and pieces. As my senses caught up with me and I grasped the situation, I quietly said, “let me go, or I will yell” with this the janitor looked directly into my eyes (and I will never forget the way his eyes looked) and released me, I ran to the door pulled on the handle to find it locked and turned in the most panicked moment of my young life to see the janitor straightening his clothes as he walked towards me. He whipped out a key, and unlocked the door. I grabbed the handle flung open the door, and with a pat on the behind from the janitor, I ran back out to the car. My dad in a joking tone said they were “worried that I had moved in to the bathroom“…. I said nothing.

As a positive side note, they have since torn down the rest area where this happened, and THAT felt AMAZING!

Primarily the remainder of my middle school years were dominated by bullies in the neighborhood that took special interested in roughing up their local “sissy boy”. The major milestones include finding out about girls, alcohol, and most importantly high heels.

Luckily, by the time high school rolled around, the neighborhood bullies were either in college or jail, doesn’t really matter which. By this time however, I had developed the boy persona by which people to this day mistake for being the “real” me. I picked up some great boy hobbies mostly to frost the cake so to say. The alcohol abuse continued behind closed doors, the nightmares continued, business as usual.

The Early College Years:

This, the supposed greatest years of a young adults life, was the most depression laden, alcohol clouded, and in general miserable part of my life. That is really saying something after facing the “Great Mental Hospital Debacle”! While I look back at the stupid things I did with my friends at the time, they are all overshadowed by the experiences of self discovery, and one major incident of personal loss (Which I will purposefully avoid talking about in this writing as I still can‘t express how I feel about the situation.).

The major milestones:

Pornography, what more to say? I mean pornography is one of the greatest accomplishments of mankind. It practically invented the internet we know today. Seriously, I was a geeky kid, I have had access to the internet in one way or another for almost as long as I can remember, all the way back to the Tandy 1000 and I remember using the modem to talk to other computers long before Prodigy… But in reality, you can’t truly believe that streaming video was invented for YouTube, NO it was invented for PORNOGRAPHY! That being said, this is where I was introduced to my very first transsexual and in one fateful double-click after another I found out that I was not alone, and that there were other trans people out there, I was not as nuts as the world had made me believe! At every turn of the internet was another website, another article, another support page, all about trans people.

The problem with this is that the term transition took on an entirely different meaning. I started to aquire clothing, and hormones via the internet and soon was lost in a quandary of what to do next. The big mistake was in purchasing hormones from the internet. Being the immortal late teen that I was, the thought of being swindled in a dangerous sort of way never crossed my mind. In fact, that miscalculation would take a dangerous path and fortunately not a deadly one.

This is where I will take a detour and advise other trans people out there to NEVER EVER BUY MEDS OVER THE INTERNET FROM OVERSEAS! Of course, I have in the past failed to take my own advice in this, and all things considered I was very lucky and stupid at the same time… The very first time I purchased hormones via the internet, I received a small bubble paper envelope in the mail, inside were a handful of foil backed blister packs. Some were filled with little maroon oval pills, which just about anybody in the trans community will quickly identify as Premarin, and the printing on the foil confirmed that. The others were Aspirin sized white pill with “Aldactone” scribbled on the foil in black marker. This unfortunately did not raise any red flags with me, and the medication actually turned out to be Glipizide. This medication is actually intended to be used by diabetics to help the pancreas produce more insulin. Not really a good thing for a non-diabetic… Fortunately after a few days of feeling like crap, a visit to the doctor and fessing up to what I had done I learned a very valuable lesson on mortality. More on buying hormones from overseas will surely turn up later in this entry.

The next major milestone was being kicked out of my parents house… Yeah it didn’t last too long however. In retrospect I really probably would have been better off if I had stayed away but after a couple long days of living in my car (a 1970 VW Beetle to be precise) I conceded… The entire situation was the result of consumer debt. When confronted by my parents on where all of the money I was making was going to, I gave some BS answer that my parents did not buy. This resulted in accusations of all sorts of crazy things that I took personal offence to. That is when I yelled out “IM TRANSGENDER, I BOUGHT CLOTHES AND HORMONES!”. In retrospect this makes me laugh, but at the moment it was terrifying, this was the first time in my entire life where I willfully destroyed the house of mirrors that my parents and I had built around “my little problem”. The hilarious part of this is that thirty seconds before my parents were accusing me of buying drugs, alcohol, and sex, yet their clean and sober (at that point) non-john “son” being trans was apparently the worst thing that could happen on the face of planet earth. The way my parents reacted, you would have thought they found ten dead babies in a trashcan in my closet, or even worse, one dead baby in ten trash cans in my closet (Yeah, thanks for the awesome dead baby jokes Will TMW.)… Nope, the only thing in the closet was some girls clothes and me… I was told at that point that “You can’t do that and live here!” so, I packed up the bug and moved to Beverly, Hills that is…. Yeah, not really, I ended up driving out to a party, getting slap drunk, and spent the next two days wandering the county and wondering what the heck I was going to do. Short lived as the move was, a major step occurred as a result. My dad turned a blind eye, which he has managed to maintain the unbreachable façade to this day… My mom took an entirely different approach, her goal was to make me normal by any means necessary, you know, all is fair in love and war, and this qualifies as both I suppose.

This is one of the big BIG ones, a genuine certified gender disorder shrink! Yup, a 100% qualified gender specialist who not only had a diploma on her wall, but also the credentials to back it up. Now this milestone in my life was not without its’ trials. My mother to this day says I went “doctor shopping” until I found one that would give the diagnosis that I wanted. Oddly enough that is sort of 180 from what I really wanted, what I secretly wanted was someone to tell me that all I had to do was have a visit once a week and work out some deep seeded problem and I could be free and happy to live without major changes to my body or life. What really happened was actually a confirmation of what my family, myself, and to some extent some of my friends already knew, I was actually transgendered… The issue wasn’t so cut and dry however, as the result of some previous psychiatric “help” I was not just a step away from being fine so much as a long hike away from being even just okay… Quite a substantial number of visits later we had at least hammered out the basics of how to deal with my past, and for the first time in my life, I found the true therapeutic power of psychotherapy.

As a side note update of this, today, as the result of great resolve, I have returned to a fairly communicative state with a few people in my life. This is in no ways an indication that I have put my past behind me, but I have to treat it as such so that my past doesn’t turn into my future as well. I owe a great deal of thanks to the diligent work of my shrink and to her understanding and passion for making the wrongs in life not dictate the rest of life…

At any rate, several months of sessions, loads of personal exercises, reading, and heartfelt discussion resulted in a stable platform to move on to the gender issues that plagued me. Strangely, through the rest of the exercises to resolve the other issues, I ended up in a state of heightened self awareness. Like never before I was looking at the larger picture of myself, the experiences of my childhood all started to fall into place, and the helter skelter was not so chaotic after all. Without prompting, without questions, without tests or medication I started talking about my life in the most analytical of fashions, the end result no matter what path I took resulted in what was really bothering me about myself. Let me tell you, that was one very SCARY moment, and all the shrink could do was laugh. She jokingly offered me the diploma on her wall and said “You’ve finally graduated!”. That epiphany altered the course of my life and as I drove home in an absolute state of shock, I couldn’t decide what it really meant for me… The remaining sessions were devoted to establishing a resolution, a road map of sorts that I could live with and find happiness along the way. Each step was designed so that if I found contentment at any moment, I could stop and hang out. First stop on the journey HORMONES!

This brings me to the next major milestone, HRT… This is supposed to be a point in a trans persons life that they look back favorably, and while for the most part, I do, it is also the beginning of a long cluster of personal failures.

The first major failure and thus milestone that comes to mind was the downfall of my first fairly long term relationship since the big one (that we’re not talking about). If you have read all of my blogs, my beliefs on how to tell a partner you’re trans is fairly clear, however, if you haven’t read them know that the principles I talk about are mostly the result of my experiences with success AND failure. This happened to be a MAJOR failure. I had been dating this particular girl for almost a year at the point I began HRT. She was a wonderfully supportive girlfriend through all of the counseling up to that point, taking part in the personal exercises, and reaping the benefits of a more open me than had been expressed in many many years. When I told her of being raped, she was there, told her of being molested, she was there, and when I shared how those events had changed who I was and how it changed my view of the world, she was there.. Then came the big one, the “We have to talk, I am transgendered.” talk….. Yeah, it went way better than I had anticipated, however I have come to learn that it always goes way better than expected up front, it’s the afterwards that involves the flip out. I just came clean with her, explained my feelings, and desires, how it was going to affect her life and my life and our life, and that I could understand if she felt betrayed or lied to and that I would do anything that I could to make it right and make things work. She immediately asked the obligatory “Are you gay?” question, of which I hastily explained yes and no, I like women, but that makes me a lesbian… From there, she seemed pretty okay, we got dinner, completed our date as planned and I took her home. Before I left, I held her in a tight hug, looked her straight in the eyes and asked “ Are you okay, are we okay, and will we be okay?” Without so much as a flinch she replied “I love you, everything will work out. I am okay and we will be okay…. okay?”. I can’t tell you how relieved I was to hear that from the person I was most concerned about the long reaching effects of my betrayal, we parted ways with a nice kiss and I went home and she went inside. Little did I know that this was not as okay as it had seemed from the outside….

A few days later, I was invited down to visit for dinner and a quiet evening around the house as her parents were out of town for the weekend and she wasn‘t “feeling well“. This was a welcome reprieve from my current living situation with my parents at the time, so I eagerly packed some clothes, made a pot of chicken noodle soup and picked up some flowers on the way. I Showed up at her house soup in one hand, flowers in the other, and knocked on the door, no answer… So I called her ( knowing that this particular girl was armed makes you a little overly cautious of walking on in her house), she picked up and told me the back door was unlocked just come on in, she had a surprise for me waiting in her bedroom… Yeah, in retrospect, this is one of the few times in my life where I was thinking with my pistol and not with my brains… At any rate, I walked in, opened the bedroom door roses, soup, and stupid grin on my face to find my girlfriend having sex with her new boyfriend………………

Needless to say, that was the relationship was already over, however that was not enough for her, as she and her new boyfriend proceeded to call me all sorts of derogatory terms that I was quite familiar with already by that point in my life.

In an interesting side note, at this very moment while I am writing this part, I am listening to the same album that was playing in my car that night. Oddly enough, it has remained one of my absolute favorite albums of all time, landing somewhere in my top 15. The album if you’re wondering is Portishead “Dummy”. Buy a copy, rock it out with the lights dim, maybe some candles, and incense… It just goes to prove that some things in life can transcend the experiences in which they were part of.

So back to the story, they stopped screwing long enough to follow me out to my car yelling…. It was really nice of them to bid me a heartfelt farewell. I have not talked to her since, although quite sometime back I had the urge just to see whatever happened to her. Justice has been served, two kids, divorced, and looks like she has done more heroine than Pink Floyd…. If you could only see the smile on my face you would understand how A-W-E-S-O-M-E this makes me feel!

Needless to say, this resulted in some more visits with the shrink….

This is the dividing line between early college years and late college years. Up to this point I have spent more than my fair share of time at college and was about to make the greatest life change ever.

The BIG ONE! This is where I met my girlfriend, not just any girlfriend, my current girlfriend. The center of my universe, the person I will marry and spend the rest of my life with without question. I say that now, however it was not always so peachy keen.

I met her via a popular website of which I will not mention the name out of respect for our dignity. She picked me, and I accepted. She had 86 matches, I had 1... The story of our lives. She is way more beautiful than I ever disserve and I was skeptical that someone like her would even be interested in me. The catch, she picked me as the boy me… Now, at that time in my life I had both a boy and a girl profile on this website, neither drew much traffic from the appropriate demographic (I’m not nor have I ever been attracted to hairy, married, “chasers“). At any rate, this raised an immediate problem but I decided to give it a go anyhow. We talked on the phone and via email for several weeks, basically we hit it off like I have never experienced before. I would begin talking about something and she would literally finish my sentiment (and sentence lol)! Then came the big meeting, we met in a busy parking lot to be safe for both of us, had a few moments to verify non-psycho-ness and proceeded to a local park to have a quiet place to let the dog roam around while we talked. I was taken by her beautiful brown eyes and brilliant smile, and as we talked I just because helplessly tangled…. WAIT STOP IT YOU IDIOT, YOU’RE FALLING FOR A GIRL THAT THINKS YOU’RE A BOY! I had done it, it was too late, I was hooked. Every time we got on the phone together, it was just awesome! We had a date or two more and I couldn’t go any further, I wouldn’t let myself go any further.

Now, I can’t remember if I told her that I felt as though I was falling in love with her, OR I told her about being trans first, however I vividly remember saying “I think I’m falling in love with you, to which she replied “no you’re not” lol a moment that will live in our memories forever!

The consensus thus far is that I actually told her about being trans later on the telephone after much to-do. My recollection of the scenario differs slightly from that of hers except that the end result was a “we need to talk about this in person”

We scheduled a date, and while laying in her bed after baking cupcakes together, I explained that I may have not exactly been 100% on the phone and as we talked about the implications on “us” I explained that it was not a matter of if I would transition anymore, it was just a matter of when… This was a major blow and she was not exactly prepared for that news… Buzz kill for sure! That pretty much wrapped up our evening in a huge tearful bow as I over reacted I guess and took the silence as a “hell no!”. I packed up my kitchen things and headed home sobbing the entire way.

This all happened just days before my birthday, I like to jokingly refer to it as her first birthday present to me… At any rate, I was just an emotional train wreck over a girl that I had only known for several weeks. About all I remember from the time between when I left and when she called again was a crack in the bottom of the toilet seat that looked like a unicorn… Needless to say, not one of my finer moments and I am lucky that I didn’t succeed in pickling my liver….

Then she called, it had been a little while since we had talked. She was dead set on coming down to see me implying that she was worried that I was going to hurt myself. In typical asshole fashion, I spouted off everything in my verbose artillery system to get her to stay home. I am fairly certain that if I remembered what I had told her then to keep her away that I would be ashamed of it today… Needless to say, not only had I found the most beautiful person, but also the most stubborn one! She turned up on my doorstep and basically told me that as crazy as it may sound, she loved me, and that she was going to stick with me no matter what gender I may be.

My heart still skips a beat every time I think about her.

This was a beginning to the best and worst roller coaster I have ever been on. While the two of us have a connection that I have never experienced with any other person, this does not guarantee that things always work out. In retrospect, I was about the lousiest partner that anybody never disserved and fortunately she has managed to work with me to get beyond that.

The first couple years were rocky at best, in that timeframe I moved three hours away, we fought, we argued, we teeter tottered through awesome and lousy. One very poignant event I believe was the straw that broke the camels back, the moment when the house started to crumble. I had been working nights with a job I hated, stuck in a town I loathed, no friends, nothing working out as it should have and I lost touch with reality. My mind checked out and everything messed up about my life came crashing in on me. My transition was stagnant, I had run out of money for HRT and doctors visits of all sorts, my parents(one in particular, which you can piece together from the content of this essay) admitted that if I transitioned that I would be dead to them, and nightmares (which haunt me to this day) had prevented me from sleeping more than a couple hours over the last several days, lead to an unfortunate head. Even today I don’t really know what I was thinking, but between a couple pills and an entire bottle of scotch (God I still feel terrible about wasting the only bottle of 45 year old scotch that I have ever laid my grubby little hands on and will probably ever lay my hands on) I lost all control and will….. I awoke the next day covered in dried blood laying in the middle of the kitchen floor (which was also covered in blood) with the entire contents of my first aid kit (and if you know me, you know how huge my first aid kit is) strewn throughout the apartment. An empty scotch bottle was curiously perched balanced upside down on the coffee table, (which also had blood on it) with a remote control, two dvds, and a salt shaker balanced on top of the upside down bottle. A bloody shirt was tied around the doorknob of my bedroom door and the CD player/alarm clock (which also had blood on it) was playing Israel Kamakawiwo’ole’s version of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” on a loop….. A nicely bandaged (seriously, it was perfectly attended to, no joke) gash adorned the side of my head. How and why I didn’t die that night I will never know. My girlfriend tells me tales of being on the phone with me through part of the fiasco, I do not recall at all. Apparently she was on the phone with me when I encountered the coffee table with the side of my head, and recalls my complete disorientation. I believe if she had any idea what was on the other end of the telephone the outcome may have been entirely different. That was the absolute last time I have ever abused any sort of drug or gotten so wildly intoxicated, to this day I avoid pills until it is fairly certain there is no other option.

My relationship started to decay rapidly after that point. I quit my job, moved back with my parent, and in general started to avoid life (and my girlfriend) whenever possible. Why I felt the need to hide is beyond me, it really didn’t fix anything and nearly cost me the only person who has truly loved me unconditionally forever! After a few months of avoidance techniques, our relationship was pretty much over, and both of us pretty much called it quits at the same exact time, I said some things I regret, and she did some things (…) that she regrets.

My girlfriend (at this point ex)moved to Virginia that summer, which left me alone once again, REALLY alone. I spent a large portion of that time practically living at my best friends house in an effort to get away from my increasingly interrogative parents. While that time is a period in which I reflect kindly on, I spent most of it hiding from the real fact of the matter that I was miserable, lonely, and incomplete. Sometime in the fall, my then ex and I started to talk once again. Very timid at first, and took it really slow. Apologies didn’t exactly pour from either of us, as both of us felt that the other was still to blame. Time progressed and both of us started to find the bits and pieces of what made us fall in love the first time we met. I don’t know who admitted it to themselves first, but I assure you that both of us held our cards close to our heart as to not be read by the other. Just before March rolled around and when my then ex was about to come home, things started to get awkward. Both of us was willing to give it another shot, but were we ready? It had become quite evident at that point that neither of us was looking for or pursuing others and it was only inevitable that a reunion was going to happen. She finally returned in the middle of April, and I visited her at the farm where she was working and staying. I don’t know about her, but at that moment, I realized that everything that I ever had ever done in our relationship up to that point was wrong, and that she was worth changing everything in my life for. At that moment, I resolved to do the best that I could to prove that I was serious about her, and us.

A few months pass, an entirely new chapter in our lives begins. We both reap the benefits of a more attentive relationship and I ask her to move in with me. When she accepts our worlds were set for the ultimate test in compatibility. You know what? IT WORKED! The true acid test and we managed to work through the ups and downs, and by God, it WORKS! Three years later, and I love her more every day we are together.
The final stop in this reflection is what is going on now. As of June I am back on track for transition having been on and off hormones for the previous 4 or 5 years. I am back to a normal dosage, never skipping a single pill, and starting to realize the true importance a proper hormone balance plays in my outlook on life.

Soon, my girlfriend and I will be reuniting (as she has been working at an internship for the past 4 months in an other city) and moving back in together in a new city where we can continue making progress and memories!


IT GETS BETTER!

Feeling Good About Feeling Bad

It is not too often in life when you can take a moment when you feel really crummy, and be happy about it. Today is one of those days… I am currently in the air on the way from DC to Orlando and thus home, the crummy part of that is the fact that my girlfriend is not with me on this flight. She has a few more weeks of her internship left and hopefully will either end up home or with a job in a city that I will join her in. Either way, I am feeling good about the prospects, but feeling well over the game of only seeing each other every now and then.

There is not too whole lot else going on though. When I left home to visit DC, I somehow felt hopeful that it was going to be one of those trips where it never ends, it leaves some part of your life forever changed in a way that alters the direction you’re headed. Unfortunately that was not the end result of this trip. On the up side, it is now, more than ever clear that a life in DC would be okay, provided three things. One, I get to be with my girlfriend. Two, we can find some new friends in the new city that at very least not regret moving 1000+ miles from my current friends, and three, we can find a place to live within our means and when I say within our means, that includes the continuing costs of transition.

Speaking of living within our means you know you’re in for it when you plug in your current location and DC in to a cost of living calculator and the average cost of housing is 123% greater in DC than in Florida…. I really adore the area between Arlington and Vienna while my girlfriend tends to be of the belief that living close to work would be a better scenario for us… I dunno, maybe she’s right, I mean you could easily spend $200 a month each just to take the Metro back and forth to work, and that doesn’t include any bus connections that you may need to make in order to make your walk (or bike ride) reasonable. All of that considered, if we lived in DC proper, I would have to pay (I believe it is $150) for the privliage to park my car, and that doesn’t even guarantee you a spot to park…I am fairly certain that is not the case with any of the places outside of the district.

Get rid of my car? NEVER, I would rather live in and commute from BFE than be Volkswagen-less =)
And like always, input is always welcome, so comment away… all two of you that read my blog lol.
At any rate, back to the topic, the emotional side of all of this. I have been struggling lately with helpless feelings of being stuck as one ugly mutha’ for the rest of my life. And while my girlfriend is nothing but complimentary to me, I cant help but think that she speaks from the mothers perspective, you know the one where they will never tell you the truth because they have to live with you…. At any rate, the fact of the matter is that I am fairly certain that every trans person goes through this, and in fact I would be willing to bet that most of us battle with it for the entire transition process if not beyond. I am not immune to the dredge, and I willingly admit the real challenge is getting beyond that. I really want nothing more than to disappear into society, not get the stares, avoid the laughter and snickering, no pointing, no mis-used pronouns, nothing but going back to invisible to the unaided eye. So how this translates into my life, well it doesn’t really make much of a difference in between the act of getting out of bed and the act of going to sleep. In the middle of my day I go about life business as usual and put this concerns on the shelf because I choose not to spend my life feeling crummy over things I have no immediate control over. Lets take for example my Roman nose, I can’t fix it today so there is no real reason to let it be part of my order of business for the day, so in turn, I have saved enough time that I can write a blog for nobody to read =)

I guess what I am beating around the bush at is that while the long term results aren’t bothering me, it is the short term results. At this point, hormones are starting to make changes (aka BOOBIES!) that are not conducive to the don’t worry about tomorrow until tomorrow strategy. I have come to the doorstep of no looking back, but I have no idea how to look forward. When we move the plan has been to transition in a new city with new people and less hostile environment than my current location provides. This move is looming in the immediate future yet I am still absolutely clueless about the essentials of life post boy-hood. I have a very limited budget, finite wardrobe, and by no means any clue how to operate hair and make-up. Seriously, I’ve had my whole life to work on these things, but never a hands on role model to help me work them out.

What the heck am I going to do?

In the words of “The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” “DON’T PANIC!”

But I am confused like no otha’ mutha’

Delayed Posts And Flights

So, this will be a first for me… A blog from the air, as I am in fact onboard flight 2674 bound for Washington D.C.’s very own Ronald Regan National Airport. If you are not a frequent flier of sorts, you may not know this but flying into Regan at night is amazing.

Most of the airspace around the nations capital is highly restricted which leaves the only approach to the airport along a narrow corridor over the Potomac River, around a couple very popular national monuments and then into a steep approach into the runway.

So, even though I know you’re not wondering, I will be in DC from now until the 4^th which is awesome as I get to spend New Years Eve with my girlfriend. The time that we have spent apart while she has been working her internship has been absolutely miserable and while I know it is an investment in our future, it really is challenging every day we are apart.

In other news, the meds have been kicking my butt lately, and while I really do appreciate the results, it is really REALLY difficult to get up and go. I don’t really know if this is a common side effect or if it’s just me being lazy but I find is almost impossible to get myself out of bed when until my body is damn well ready, which may be hours after I am emotionally ready.

Speaking of results, I actually have genuine boobies at this point. I’m not talking about the kind you get from eating junk food and watching too much TV, but the real kind… WOO FREAKIN HOO! This once again comes with it’s own series of problems, like what the heck to do with them… They need to be embraced and loved for the all their glory, but at the same time, they need to be coddled and nurtured so that they may grow and blossom. Hey, I suppose everybody has a fascination with boobies, despite how they may pretend not to.

So far I have noticed that my long standing aversion to the mirror is found a small piece of Kryptonite. After years and years and YEARS of avoiding looking in the mirror whenever possible, I actually caught myself checking out my own bod…. CREEPY! I have still not overcome the last quarter of my body however, that one is likely going to take a lot more than hormones can overcome.

At any rate, I am going to save this, and post it a little later, so until then…